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crapaccino:

the only thing i rememeber from 7th grade is CUZ EVERYTIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING AND EVERYTIME WE KISS I SWEAR I CAN FLY

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean


mom:  can you do me a favor?
me:  will you pay me?
mom:  why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
me:  Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.